The Funny memes of 'Na the matter we dey settle since morning'.

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Laugh out loud as you read the new trends of 'Na de matter we dey settle since morning' which has taken a quick stay in the social media and platforms. This has replaced the former commonly used 'EGUNGUN BE CAREFUL NA EXPRESS YOU DE GO' over the weeks. This statement has got the attention of so many people as everyone now has a matter to settle. Laugh as you read the latest of 'Na de matter we dey settle since morning. Make sure you read till end, like and share or las las na your matter we go settle now..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

1. Mass server go add small gboli in the insence on a sunday day like this, everyone for church is on highness ..๐Ÿ˜‚ but we go settle the matter..

2. Them don tie motivational speaker weh dey my area for street light because im talk say im start his pasta company with one stick of Golden Penny Pasta๐Ÿ˜‚.. Na de Matter we dey settle since morning oo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

3. The old woman my friend splash water, just disappeared immediately.. Na for church we lie down dey settle the matter for 2 weeks now๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

4. The soap them give gboy for use bathing, the junior brother use am wash plate๐Ÿ˜‚. Na de matter we dey settle now.

5. My friend discovered that one bag of rice is 9754 seeds, but the one my mother bought yesterday is 9654 seeds, 100 seeds is missing na de matter I dey try settle with the seller since morning oo๐Ÿ˜‚.

6. Ben 10 go r*pe Sofia the first, na the matter we dey settle for Disney Junior now..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

7. My great grand mother just born another child but my mama no dey born again, na dey matter we wan go settle for hospital..๐Ÿ˜‚.

8. Party scatter as govt talk say school is opening June 8, but the Colo be say na for which year? We go settle the matter for de day sha๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

9. Today my neighbour dont want his son to go for morning jogging, Na the matter we still go settle as MATTERAZZI I be, the woman just said that Proverb 28:1 say THE WICKED RUNNETH WHEN NO ONE PURSUIT, the matter scatter๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

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Seriously this matter tough die but last last we will settle the matter today๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

11. Fight occurred unto say my short friend that is like small stout shout "AM SHORT OF WORDS" Chuka replied himas if we no sabi before๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Na fresh case we go begin settle soon.

13. Chuka give three babes belle then talk say he want to a be Reverend father, For which village? omo case burst, we are at INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE FOR NETHERLANDS dey settle the matter๐Ÿ˜‚.

14.Just matters arising oo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

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Junior! Junior!! Junior!!! U have started again.. Fresh young matter for the day but we go settle am.

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Na wetin army people dash us for back today as we go make we settle matter as Mathias๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚.

17. The Money that was missing in my house since last year appeared in today my bag, hmm Na my matter dem dey settle since 5am today ..๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข.

18. Bamidele go sell his house buy Benz, na him matter we dey settle now for Psychiatric hospital ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

Don't be like people that will go to church, they wont sing, they won't clap, they won't dance but they want blessing.. Abeg should we fast for you?? Make sure say you like and spice it up with the matter you are settling for your area.


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